Creative Story

SCARY OLD GRANDMA

Once upon a time, there was a old, worn down house on the top of a hill. In it, was the oldest living grandma on the planet. She is 259 and going on 260. Her 260th birthday was going to be her golden birthday because the inside of her house just got a coding of golden color, even though the outside of her house was old and dreary.
Grandma Hanson Had nothing else to do on in her life because everything on her bucket list was crossed off. Being crippled, death, and blind, she had nothing else to live for in her life. Preparing for this birthday party was quite a hassle because she could not see, or hear. Also, not one of her children, grandchildren, or great-grandchildren were living, they had all died of old age. That left her with only animals to invite to her party. She realized that there was no reason to send invitations because none of the animals could read. Even though they could not read, most of them could understand the English language. At the time of the party, Grandma Hanson opened the door and called to the animals that the party was starting! All of a sudden, screaming out of the woods comes a huge pack of Jackalope. Scared to death, Grandma Hanson turns around to wheel back into her house but out of pure memory she remembered that there was a mounting of a Narwhal facing the door. Grandma Hanson was in a very sticky situation.
The only way for her to get out of this situation was for her to get out of her wheelchair. Not knowing where she was going, Grandma Hanson was wondering unknowingly around her house. Crash! Down comes the door with the Jackalope charging full speed toward her. The Jackalope’s Antlers jab into the side of Grandma Hanson and she flies right into the Ivory Tusk of the mounting of a Narwhal. Grandma Hanson is dead. Sadly, all of the other animals go away, disappointed that there was no party. Grandma Hanson will forever be remembered as the Narwhal Lover.